Weird Sex Laws of the U.S.
A law in Faibanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city
streets.
In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex
without a permit.
In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to
parachute on Sunday afternoons.
If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having
sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two
minutes before being allowed to approach the scene.
Women must address bachelors as master instead of mister, according to
an Illinois state law.
A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or
hunting on your wedding day.
In Aimes, Iowa, a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer
while lying in bed with his wife.
A law in Alexandria, Minnesota, makes it illegal for a husband to make
love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines.
In Bozeman, Montana, you can't perform any sexual acts in the front yard
of any home, after sundown, and if you are nude.
A Helena, Montana, law states that a woman cannot dance on a saloon
table unless her clothing weights more than three pounds, two ounces.
Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska, are required by law to provide a
clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. According to the law, no
couple may have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts.
Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the
horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a
Liberty Corner, New Jersey, law.
During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple should engage in
a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has
curtains.
In Nevada, sex without a condom is considered illegal.
In Cleveland, Ohio, women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes.
Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against masturbating while watching two
people having sex in a car.
In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife.
In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck
driver inside a toll booth.
Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are required by law to furnish
their rooms with twin beds only. There should be a minimum of two feet
between the beds, and it is illegal for a couple to make love on the
floor between the beds.
In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the
city's airport property.
A Tremonton, Utah, law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with
a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the
woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not
receive any punishment.
No woman may go in public without wearing a corset in Norfolk, Virginia.
In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a
virgin under any circumstances. (including the wedding night)
The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, D.C., is the
missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered
illegal.
In Connorsville, Wisconsin, no man shall shoot off a gun while his
female partner is having a sexual orgasm.
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